Shitty Coders

Funerals

What happened, why it hurts, what to do.

  1. Retries on open circuit breaker kept the TTL alive

    the sick note kept extending itself

  2. SQS bounced PHP-serialized Messenger envelopes at 256 KiB

    the envelope was bigger than the mailbox

  3. Transfer Family IdP throttled at reserved 5

    the doorman had five chairs